free-punches

whogavepikachucrack:

The most stressful moment of my childhood

lyndez:

And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people

do people actually think im attractive??????? whaaat?? people are blind

when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate

I love jesus

01012012:

you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

bleu:

I never see anyone wearing camouflage anymore.

Exactly

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land