The most stressful moment of my childhood
And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
I never see anyone wearing camouflage anymore.
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land